...for possibly spreading my sore throat germs to the 10 or so people behind me in the Communion line after my tongue accidentally touched the sweet EMHC's thumb (you know who you are...so sorry!) because my mouth went up and closed too fast in an instinctive reaction to admonishing Mari whose hand was was sliding up my leg in an effort to destroy any attempt at modesty I might try by wearing a skirt to church and thereby possibly exposing my granny panties to all those same people behind me.
In retrospect, I guess I'd rather they get the germs than see my underpants and cause them to think all kinds of scandalous, sinful thoughts right before Communion...
and be with them Pygmies in New Guinea,
Amen.
