WHAT IS THAT THING?????

OKAYYYYYYYYY.........Here's the thing, technically it wasn't the "80's" ('90 to be exact) but I liked the security that a big, round hairdo provided a little bit longer than was required by fashion norms of the times. Holy moly, that hair could have had it's own zip code. If I didn't know for sure that I washed that hair every day, I would have thought a small family of birds could have lived in that thing. I always thought I was a mysterious person with an "aura" and here, all along, it was just the hair...